so thats what you hear in heaven or..

When you hear somebody sing like an angel.

Girl:so thats what you hear in heaven or..
Boy:No baby, that's coco siwa (jojo siwa but mixed with Shabnam the wengie's personality and coco jones' accent)

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

Congro Hearing

A fictitious hearing originated in Riverhead, New York in the early 21st century for the sole purpose of avoiding a reassignment. Although often imitated a true Congro Hearing could only be accomplished by one legend.

“Are you guys up in the afternoon or is it a Congro Hearing?”

by Bailiff Ray T July 12, 2024

grievance hearing

v. Synonymous with taking a dump. The same subject matter.

Bob- Hey Bill, where are you off to in such a hurry?
Bill- Grievance hearing
Bob- Hope everything comes out ok.

by 910 January 28, 2008

I👈 don't want to hear it

And I don't want to hear it from a solipsistic incest cultists that it's my ✌️✊️✌️Role✌️✊️✌️ in life to be consumed for labor and that if I don't do you incest cult then your just get to sit there while this motherfucker tries to rob me.

Hym "No I👈 don't want to hear it, incest freak. Hey, I got a question for you..."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

impreachment hearing

A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.

One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022