Yo dude republican guard is now in caleeforniaused by govenator to keep dingos, shiners, pachuco, slope heads, chicanos, braceros, rag heads, snappers, gays, MILF's and others from gitting in his face!
by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006
When surfing the act of turning your board sideways and blocking another surfer from catching a wave
by woody April 30, 2004
The divider between standup urinals in mens bathrooms. Prevents others from checking out your junk while urinating.
by KaptainSkinBoat December 05, 2010
One or several ugly women that seem to hang around attractive females, offering protection and an effective deterrent against hopeful males.
"Hey dude look at that hottie over there?"
"No chance mate you have to get past the guard dogs first!"
"No chance mate you have to get past the guard dogs first!"
by Alex Tooth May 08, 2008
(High School) Mostly girls, who find that their only talent is spinning a pole or plastic stick. Which is one step closer to their often future "hobby" of spinning ON a pole. Color guard girls mostly seem to believe that they are important to a show, when in reality, it's comparable to the little tufts on a washed sweater; there, but not at all needed or wanted. These girls (and sometimes guys) tend to follow the "backlash-trends", as in trends that have already been cast aside, and are always at least 2 years behind the current style. Those who participate in this, can often be described as "a joke", "cringe", and "too-extra".
You're in color guard....? Wow, that sucks. Guess you really AREN'T talented. Guess you'll have to resort to stick-spinning.
by honestmeaning July 01, 2017
A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.
2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
by The Realist OG July 23, 2015