Doing a Gorgon

Sleeping with an old and possibly unattractive partner

No way, had one two many last night ended up doing a gorgon

by Kill_crazy May 3, 2023

Charlie Gordon

A "Charlie Gordon" is one of those packs of plastic silverware you get with the napkin, fork, knife, spoon, salt and pepper pack.

The reason behind this is that it must take the mind of Charlie Gordon to assemble these things.

Imagine a bunch of ARC-tards sitting around putting these together then you will get the picture!

I went to the chinese takeout and they forgot my Charlie Gordon. I got to use my fingers now!!!!

by Funn stuff November 11, 2011

jeff gordon

As of April 10, 2005 a 71 time winner

On April 10, 2005 Jeff Gordon won the Advance Auto Parts 500

by Joe C April 10, 2005

Flash Gordon

A certain UK Prime Minister who is a bit overweight, but saved the world, or at least the global financial markets. Or those in the UK.

Flash Gordon has saved the world at the G20 summit

by SGrooved April 23, 2009

Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008

Gorkon

The Gorkon is a very snazzy male who decided to team up with swinsheta (refer to swinsheta for discription) and move to the apes side. The Gorkon usually attracts women but never makes any moves because of his love for the Swinsheta, that she will never actually find. Since the Gorkon is very good looking and very well at compitions he will become leader of the human slaves when the apes take over. The Gorkon also had his own line of boxer briefs, wich he started after he quit his job at calvin klein because he felt too hot, compared to the other models. He also playes for the NFL and has his own tyke football team for charity. not to mentions the Gorkon is hung like a horse but still has no family because he is saving himslef for when his love Swinsheta relizes that she loves him too and they will create offsprings with the powers of greak gods as to the Gorkon's father it Ares.

we will all hale Gorkon one day when the apes rule the world.

Swinsheta

by swinshetaaa December 27, 2010

Gordon Setter

The silliest dog breed, they are fun loving, goofy, and very smart. Known as show dogs they were bred to find the bird on a hunt but not to retrieve it. They are black with brown markings on their paws, face and tail, and have a normal "setter" hair cut :)

Chloe is a very pretty Gordon Setter.

by Princess Chloe January 26, 2011