Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.

"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."

by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010

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Known as when a Human gets angry or smashes their keyboard.

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by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg

Grandfather died and was cremated.

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg.

by Smittdawg December 22, 2019

Clown Funeral

Its tragically hilarious.

clown funeral

by beatles234 March 8, 2010

Dark Funeral

A black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick ass.

Dark Funeral is a pretty good band. I almost got a chance to see them but I couldn't go.

by Santafanda October 9, 2008

Funeral Suit

When a girl is wearing a very conservative dress to a party or fun outing, when in fact, it is attire that is more appropriate for a funeral.

Sally, we're going to a club in Vegas, you can't wear that funeral suit because it has long sleeves and goes down to your knees!!!

by Diney Suit Girl April 6, 2009

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006