fluster

a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something

the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian

by ma jones May 6, 2004

Cumflouti Flouter

A generic Phrase that can be used in any context at any given time, to comedically substitute words.

"Samantha, gimme some cumflouti flouter for my ."

"Steph, well fuckin gimme the Jared for my Lared over there first, conflouti.

by Stephanie <3 February 5, 2007

flustrated

{flustered + frustrated}: The state of being pissed off, and doing everything within one's power not to leap across the table and throttle the human source of frustration; when used by a boss describing himself or herself to a subordinate, means "Are you a complete and total moron or just aggressively insolent? We've talked about this seven times."

I am so flustrated with your awesome job performance that I am promoting you to window washer.

by sworkz August 16, 2009

flustrated

the position of being both flustered and frustrated about a situation.

she was highly flustrated as she ran in late for work after being stuck in traffic for 3 hours.

by isawsparks November 16, 2010

flouting

clout with an f (a cooler version of clout)

bro i’m so high i’m flouting

by dale12345 June 21, 2018

Flosting

The left over "excess" frosting from your cake, cupcake, or other tastey treat. Most often piled into a mountain on your plate.

We pile the flosting from our cake into a mountain on one plate.

by JaredtheBear January 1, 2008

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012