flake

A Frequently unreliable person who says that they will do somthing or attend somthing, but never shows. Usually this is done without notice.

"Alex isn't here yet, we need to start playing poker!... I bet he flaked again"

by John70 October 26, 2007

flakeassbia

The term flakeassbia is used in a disrespectful form towards Woodcliff Lakers. It basically means that your a fucking pussy ass bitch, who gets no ass.

Woodcliff Laker - "YOUR GAY, YOUR MOM!!!!"
Montvaler - "Good One! flakeassbia."

by fajoses December 15, 2008

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

mountain flakes

A cereal made by the great wall rejects(mien people)
Basically it has a tiger and a mountain on the cereal box
Supposedly it claimed that for every box you buy, mien people will stop living in caves and also stop eating tigers on a daily basis

Mountain Flakes sounds like an unique cereal

by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008

frosted flakes

When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.

Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!

by Anonymous2110 May 26, 2010

Bobby Flay

A ginger with no talent who throws blue corn and ancho chile powder on EVERYTHING to make it tex mex. The ultimate in Douchbag-dom.

Example: "Hey guys, I made sure the teacher didn't forget to give us homework tonight. You guys should come over and I'll make some blue corn enchilidas with ancho chiles."

"Wow, Todd's really being a Bobby Flay right now"

by FUCKERNST&YOUNG May 1, 2009

Nub Flakes

Something eaten by Nubs.

man these nub flakes own.

did ya see matteh, he was well eating teh nub flakes.

eat my nub flakes biatch.

by Alex & Larry April 30, 2006