douchetag

Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.

#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag

by Ae5Ea8 November 19, 2015

douchin around

The act of lollygagging,fooling around or wasting time doing stupid activities.

Guy 1 : What is taking Tom so long?
Guy 2: Dude he is douchin around.

by XThreeee December 23, 2016

douchetard

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...

by Zerstörung February 21, 2008

Douchetarian

Somebody who harasses someone for being a vegetarian, even though said vegetarian doesn't shove their dietary habits down anyone's throats.

I didn't even say anything, and he was all "Hey, you know what would be great on that salad? Some VEAL!" What a douchetarian.

by 'Rixx March 2, 2009

douchetard

An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.

by A Plus December 14, 2008

Douchetastic

Anything and everything to do with The City of Pittsburgh...All of the lame townships, the cable car, the Igloo, The Penguins, The Steelers, The Pirates, Mario Lemieux, Kordell Stewart and his girlfriend Jaromir Jagr, Sydney Crosby, Willie Stargell, the dumb Ketchup Stadium, the mullet haircuts, the 83' Camaros everywhere, the white reebok velcro shoes, Bon Jovi concert tees, Iron City Light beer....

The Penguins looked Douchetastic during their loss to Washington yesterday....

by meongchungee May 3, 2009

douchicle

someone who is bigger douche than words can describe. a hife tool. Matt Canon.

Matt Canon is a huge douchicle

by Randy99 March 2, 2008