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Dookie

I left some dookie in the toilet after taco bell
by That's wack March 5, 2020
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dookee

Stuff that is expelled from your booty. Usually stinks, and can be green, red, and even yellow, but is usually brown or black.
Where's the closest restroom? I gotta take a dookee!
by Brawlmaster4 July 22, 2009
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Dookie Chute

"Mmmm girlfriend after he took me to Red Lobster he tried to stick it in my Dookie Chute!"
by ReverendOD August 20, 2011
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Dookie Fart

Person 1:I love how you can feel the dookie fart of this forest
Person 2:Absolutely, me too!
by Xx_yung_dookie_xX November 13, 2019
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dookie braids

dookie braids: braids from the head that are large and hang freely or the individual braids (note there are multiple braids invloved with hair style). very popular in california and early 90's. mistakin for dread locks by most caucasians.
caucasian person: yo fred are those dreads?
fred: no honky. they is dookie braids.
caucasin: okay, but yo braids look like shits just to let you know.....
fred: my mother dosent love me anymore.........

-nuff said.
by dookie luv#1 August 24, 2006
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dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.
noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.
by Vinny April 27, 2004
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Dookie Rocket

A projectile piece of fecile matter. Often portrayed as a stool with fire shooting out the back like a rocket ship.

Often used when you have to poo really bad.
"Man I gotta lauch an dookie rocket."

"That dookie rocket had a malfunctional blast off!"
by Hoefert March 21, 2005
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