Doing a Spitfire

To perform the sexual act upon yourself of self prostate massaging, live on webcam to someone who you don't know.

Liam had his life ruined by "Doing a Spitfire" by going on MSN to a load of guys he thought were girls and fingered his bot bot, which was then PrtSc and uploaded onto a dnb forum! "Ah f*ck, i've been Spitfired"

by MrJustice's PA June 4, 2009

Doin The Cockroach

Term used by the band modest mouse meaning going through a daily routine talking about things that truly dont matter and living life without importance. Being as worthless as a cockroach.

"Doin the cockroach yeah!"

"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"

"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"

by dirty x d January 29, 2010

Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit

1. A commonly used protest to an uncommenly stupid or ridiculous comment. The phrase was first coined by the 18th century scotish philosopher David Hume in his 1751 book "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals".

2. The most common and non fallacious arguement against Nihilism.

3. An advanced tactic used by police negotiators

4. The mating call of Hispanics.

1. Girl in tears: i can't let him leave me for that tramp! I'm just going to get pregnant and claim that the child is his!

Guy Friend: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

2. Nihilist: It is impossible to distinguish 'existence' from 'non-existence' as there are no objective qualities, and thus a reality, that one state could possess in order to discern between the two.

Other Philosopher: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

3. Insane Man: All of you need to back the fuck off before I blow this bitch's brains right out of her fucking head!

Police Negotiator: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

4. Friend: Hey, look at that fine girl that came with *insert name here*

Hispanic dude: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

Friend: What?

by Uruk_Mohr February 26, 2010

doin' it for dave

1. Eating Wendy's for Dave Thomas. RIP

I created this after Dave Thomas died about two years ago. Also, does anyone remember when wendy's use to have salad bars? where did they go?

Hey let's go get some fries & do it for dave.

by Alana July 7, 2004

Doing an MSN server

to 'do an msn server' is to not work when needed. It is to piss everyone off when it is inconvenient for them. It is also to respond slow and do maintenance or repair at the completely wrong time and without warning

Billy: Man... those road works are totally doing an MSN Server!!
Bobfred: Yeah I know... i needed to get to work down the main road which is only 2km, but i had to go the long way, 10km instead!

by Ashley Steel March 8, 2005

Doing a Gary

-Unwilling to work overtime(unless given ample notice...)

Q: Gary can you work this weekend?
A: Well I will if I have to, and I want it to be recorded that I am available to work, but if other people want to work then I would like them to be considered before me.
Q: So is that a yes or a no?
A: It’s a yes in terms of volunteering, but if possible, it is a no. I just need more notice for these things.
Q: So your doing a Gary?
A: Well......

by Ed Shears February 25, 2008

Doing sweet F.A.

"Fanny Adams" became slang for mutton or stew and then for anything worthless – from which comes the current use of "sweet Fanny Adams" (or just "sweet F.A.") to mean "nothing at all".

Stanley just stood in the broom closet doing sweet F.A.

by charchar0402 July 21, 2016