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Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Diamond Doctor

Jewelry expert.

One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.
Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.
by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007
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beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition
For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor
by Lucius Black February 9, 2009
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Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.
The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".
by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010
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Sickbay doctors

Medical charlatans whose skills and attitudes are typical of the practitioners found in military sickbays and working for the Veterans Health Administration. They pretend to be able to diagnose and heal like other doctors, but are generally unqualified, incompetent, and lazy. Sickbay doctors lack curiosity and are usually ignorant of the latest advances in medicine. Most are simply inept, but others may use techniques, substances, or devices for the prevention and treatment of disease that are known to be ineffective and possibly dangerous.
I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.
by M Mackenzie July 29, 2011
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Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander
By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!
by bustapost February 13, 2021
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The 5th Doctor

Clever, considered and kind, the Fifth Doctor's world was one of fascination and science. He relished the recursion of Castrovalva, solved the mystery under the sinking sands of Frontios, and came face to face with the Silurians and Sea Devils once more. He twice faced the snake-like Mara, infesting the mind of his companion Tegan. And it was in this fifth body that the he was reunited with his past selves to fight in the Death Zone on Gallifrey. Infected with a deadly virus and with only enough antidote to save one, the Fifth Doctor sacrificed his life to save his friend Peri.
I like The 5th Doctor, but nobody else does
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