Elon steals data for Russia

Look! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! ALLTHEY DO IS STEAL! THE RETARD STOLE TESLA! CUCKERBEARD (THE OTHER RETARD) STOLE FACEBOOK! THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF IP SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO STEAL!

Hym "BECAUSE IT'S ALL THEY DO! IT'S ALL THEY KNOW! STEALING! THEY STEAL! EVERYTHING THEY HAVE IS STOLEN! ELON STEALS DATA FOR RUSSIA! CUCKERBEARD STEAL AI AND SELLS IT TO CHINA (WHICH IS SUPER-DUPER TREASON BY THE WAY)! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! JORDAN PETERSON ROBBED THE GRAVE OF NIETZSCHE! THEY JUST STEAL AND LIE! WE NEED 50 CENT IN THIS BITCH! TRUTH OR DIE!"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2025

data wolf

A secret information eating monster that lives deep on the dark web and continually uses algorithms to make its victims go crazy or become so obsessed with their devices that they completely disconnect with the physical reality.

That data wolf keeps eating all the data. I wonder what it will do with it all?

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022

Data Panik

Data Panik is a Scottish band, 3/5 coming from the departed band "Bis". Their music can't be labeled, as they branch off into all kinds of styles. They've got a very dedicated fanbase who loves them dearly, and can't wait until they release their debut album.

Thus far, Data Panik has released the songs "Cubis (I Love You)" and "Sense Not Sense", which were very well received by their fans. Other song titles are "Rulers and the States", "Love To Hate You", "Control The Radical", and "Mechanical Love".

Soon Data Panik will take the world by storm, and conquer the music scene!

Currently they are touring across Europe, playing club after club. Check out http://www.datapanik.co.uk for more info!

Data Panik is...

Manda
John
Steven
Graham C (GRAHAM CRACKER!!!)
and Stuart Memo

"I love you but I don't know why!"

Data Panik is the best! Stay Paniky!

by MikeytheSquirrel July 20, 2008

Data-Freaking

The act of giving one's complete attention to quantitative information usually in the form of statistical proof most commonly populated by but not limited to computer programs such as Excel and Tableau.

Most likely to engage in the act of data-freaking are "data-freaks" not to be confused with "data-geeks" which define a population with capabilities to analyze quantitatively however in an unawesome way. (reference data-geeking)

"Due to the optimization team's intense data-freaking last night we now run our advertising campaigns more effectively."

"Hey guys, while data-freaking I found an awesome way to chart this data set!"

by ACalvo February 18, 2011

AeroTransport Data Bank

(ATDB) Created in 1997, the AeroTransport Data Bank is the ultimate aircraft database that provides details of all worldwide transport aircraft, airlines, private and government operators. It can be used to look up airframe history, new aircraft orders, events, and much more.

Friend: I just saw a cool air tanker preserved at the air museum! How can I find out what it is?
Me: Head to the AeroTransport Data Bank and you'll get everything you need!

by skiddr485 January 12, 2021

Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.

Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.

by Jonathan Putz September 17, 2020

Butt Data

A substance prepared with the intent of being introduced to the anus.

Butt data!

by Carp Adem October 7, 2021