dad 

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

dad by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018

Dad 

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

Dad by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018

Dad 

Wait what's that

Jamal: Dad is coming through wit dat pizza
Tyrone: Dad? Can you eat what you call a dad?
Jamal: If you want to you can

Dad by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

Dad 

Some one who says he is going to get milk and never comes back

Dad: im going to get milk
Son:ok
Dad:*nevercomes home*

Dad by NigerianSlaveTrader October 29, 2018

Dad 

A lover or a Favorite 🤔

Are you my Dad?

Dad by Greasy leaf October 29, 2018

dad 

a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.

i wish i had a dad

dad by adrie L. November 4, 2018

dad 

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

dad by ponybalogna November 10, 2018