Dad

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018

Dad

a description of a female who tends to wear baseball hats and like to wear their shirts overly tucked in with a big belt and flannel to go with it.

Dads tend to have a mature but nonchalant and understanding vibe and personality

That girl is dad goals.
I want that dad to protect and understand the fuck out of me.

by awesomegay February 16, 2018

Dad

The fuck you looking up Dad for? You should know what a Dad is, you stupid fuck. Quit being a dumb-ass, y'all know what a Dad is.

Loser: "Gee-Hee i look up what a Dad is since i do not know hurpadur
Normal Person: "You got a fuck-ton of stupid in ya brain if you don't know what a Dad is"

by Flamingbutthole June 20, 2015

Dad

What a black man isn't

Are you a dad.

What's a dad?

by Ryanh24 May 19, 2014

Dad

A male that is particularly good looking and/or attractive.

“That guy is so hot!”
“Omg you’re right! He’s such a dad!”

by Pickle_3000 December 14, 2017

Dad

Something that black people dont have

White guy-Your mum gey xd
Black guy- Your dad lesbian
White guy- At least I have a dad
Black guy-...
White guy- Stupid Nigger

by Nigger_Faggot69 May 28, 2018

Dad

Please come home, it's been 17 years since you went to get milk

Not kidding dad please come back

by Tjshdhejeje April 22, 2019