8 definitions by ponybalogna

typical white person

a caucasian male or female who spends time either watching or playing tennis, drinking coffee from starbucks or doing yoga. they either work at a normal day job or are in college getting a degree to be a teacher or nurse, in which they will never use.

"Hey, see that guy over there?"
"Oh, him? He's just a typical white person off to yoga"
"Wow"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018

mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.

Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.

by ponybalogna June 13, 2018

drainpipe

An area where you might pass out. If you go all out, that is.

If you go all out you might pass out in a drainpipe - Brendon Urie

by ponybalogna November 11, 2018

China

Donald Trump's side chick

"Donald Trump really loves China"
"Yeah I know"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018

father

What Darth Vader is to Luke Skywalker.

Luke, I'm your father.

by ponybalogna November 11, 2018

sunflower seeds

what Mr Sir eats in holes

"Mr Sir was eating sunflower seeds"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018

orange

1) the donald trump colour

2) the colour of one's skin once they've gotten a fake tan with a price too good to be true

wow he looks really orange

she looks too orange

by ponybalogna May 28, 2018