crank nasty

A female who has passed every level of nasty. A girl or a women who truley looks like shit.

Bob: That girl in the corner is truley crank nasty Dave!
Dave: I know Bob, i just want to spit in her face because she's so crank nasty.

Alan: Little Tommy took that old bitch home last nite. She was so crank nasty, but he fucked her anyway.
Peter: The dirty basterd!

by Burley Barmpop. March 28, 2012

cranked off

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

@CrankthatFrank

The dad of the Internet and dank memes.

@CrankthatFrank is daddy asf

by someuniquename October 3, 2016

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

crane cowboy

A person that has the skills to pay the bills when it comes to heavy lifting and shady rigging principles. This person has the shadiest rigging technique and can sneak it by an osha inspector and usually wears a cowboy hat hard hat.

That Larry is a serious crane cowboy when it comes to gettin shit done, all he needs now is a mic ultra and his horse

by TyroneJefferson February 22, 2021

Head Cranker

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention

She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?

by Lil KK October 8, 2003