Clock rider

Someone who intentionally extends their work hours by sitting around, hiding, or working really slow.

Eddie is the best clock rider in the company has.

by The slow noma November 15, 2017

Clock-kun

A nickname for Ouro Kronii given to her by her senpai Mori Calliope, stemming from her lore as the incarnation of time and clockwork motif.

Mori: Sent ya a little Uno invite, slid into your Uno DMs
Gura: Oh my

Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun

by Bathmat January 14, 2022

clock-jobber

A person who fixes a clock

Call a Clock-Jobber to fix the clock

by MegaMas007 June 6, 2017

beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!

by mmcg1 October 14, 2015

Beerological Clock

When it is getting late in the day and you havent had a chance to ingest any beer into your system.

Holy shit we better finish this job soon, its already past 5:00 and my beerological clock is ticking.

by flyingglass March 29, 2011

excessive clocking

To keep looking at the clock in nervous situations.

Daquan has been known for excessive Clocking when his skank ass bitch ass hoe Laquifa be fighting with him.

Laquifa:
"Who's Jenelle?!?
Daquan:
*excessive clocking*
Laquifa:
"I'm takin yo son and movin out bitch"
Daquan:
"What son?"

by Burkblue April 16, 2015

clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017