Nathaniel

A self depricating fool who thinks way less of himself than he should. He's generous to people who don't deserve it. He's also freakishly godly at every new game he discovers. Nathaniels have a chaotic gauge that gradually increases the more you interact with him; this is a good thing, the more chaotic the Nathaniel the better.

"No, Nathaniel don't scale the building like they did in mission impossible"

"No Nathaniel, don't hop the fence of the tiger cage to take a selfie and gain internet clout"

by TurkeyDough June 27, 2021

Nathaniels

The Nathaniels are the four spirit servants of the great pasta god Naflagle.

1. Jahspog the Red Menace

2. Samuel the Manslayer
3. Lucas the Child Master

4. Reuben the Great Ape

Oh fuck it's the four Nathaniels

by ImpogsterDubious June 29, 2021

Nathaniel

The sweetest nicest most caring guy ever. So big he has to wank two-handed
Always gets his cardio in, the best guy ever seriously.

Girl 1: Who is that cool guy on crutches?
Girl 2: Oh that's Nathaniel he is the sweetest guy.

Girl 1: Omg he's so hot!
Girl 2: Back off bitch i saw him first

*throws hands *

by Justuraveragrbitch July 8, 2021

kathaniel

Oh Kathaniel the word is the finest poetry like Asian silk draped across a naked body on a midsummers eve every time kathaniel enters a country he has to send his regards and apologies for the mass flooding from the women of the nation

Gerneral: what’s happens sir we have reports of mass flooding all over the country
President : oh it’s nothing kathaniel has just Corey the border

by Tom4321 October 27, 2021

Nathaniel

Nothing

How much money you have? Nathaniel

by Pantherboy018 October 28, 2021

Nathaniel

Nathaniel has the biggest dick you will ever see and he knows how to use it.

person 1: "he has the biggest dick ever"

person 2: "yeah he looks like a real Nathaniel

by Evi manafis October 28, 2021

Nathaniel

A perverted psychopath who likes to talk about movies, and has wet dreams of his crush Anna Namiotka and Zereski, even though the closest thing to a girlfriend he'll get is his anime bodypillow.

James stop watching porn! You don't want to end up like a Nathaniel.

by Givemerobox123 November 5, 2021