Better Dirty Julia

Just like a Dirty Julia (when a woman goes from reading poetry to unexpectedly sucking your cock, caressing your balls, and swallowing your jizz only because she enjoys watching you cum in her mouth), but without poetry and sex afterwards.

Why should you do a Dirty Julia if you could perform a Better Dirty Julia?

by olew232 June 21, 2021

better than sex

A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.

Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).

If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 15, 2021

Play me better

a synonym for whatever.

(girl one)You smell like fish
(girl two)play me better

by Nikki December 3, 2003

Bigger is betterism

The idea that everything is better when it is bigger. i.e. giant hick trucks, SUV's, and Hummers.
Assholes with these cars can often be found 3 feet from your fender at 55 mph
Often associated with a tiny peep.

Thats a follower of bigger is betterism, he needs a ladder to get in his truck!

by Karl W. and Janelle H. March 5, 2007

the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition

the car has seen better days

by seetoknow January 4, 2010

Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.

I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

Bette Midler

One of the guitars belonging to Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT, Bette is a USA Workshop Series 61 South. She's adored by the fans and was used in MGMT's first tour, which began in 2008. Bette was also used in the latter part of the 2010 Congratulations tour.

Fan 1: Look, it's Andrew and Bette Midler!
Fan 2: How attractive!
Fan 1: Yeah, and Andrew's looking nice too.

by ilovemusic:) November 4, 2010