Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods July 1, 2006

Bert McCracken

the hottest guy in the world, and i am his number 1 fan

i want him to come out of my birthday cake naked

by Steph E. November 19, 2003

bert mccracken

crazy definitly, i did more than hump is leg at warped tour... heart flutters

hottie, great kisser, tease

by madai December 4, 2003

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

Q-Bert

A famous turtablist who has learned from Mix Master Mike and won the 1992-1994 DMC World Championships.

DJ Q-bert is won of the best!

by gjhvngvb gvbnhgvbjghbh jbhj March 18, 2007

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011