affection

to facetime your girl and show your liking towards her

Anna showed affection to all her friends and family.

by abby lindel January 12, 2021

the affleck

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.

"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."

by sivman17 January 11, 2009

affected

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.

I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.

by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017

affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.

Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!

by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009

ben affleck

a guy who has the godsent gift to ruin any movie he's in.

Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 23, 2009

Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

by Rik Smits May 19, 2008

Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.

I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005