child abuse

When parents take their children and force them to grow a mullet at a young age.

You might think it’s cute, you might think it’s adorable. But ‘mulletizing’ your innocent child is considered child abuse.

If you see this, please report the parents to the proper authorities.

by dw_ryan April 23, 2008

abstinence

1. A form of STD/Pregnancy Prevention used by intelligent people. Not necessarily just for the church-ie/"fat" kind of people.
2. A fool-proof way to prevent being a slut.

1. I'm atheist, skinny, and have a boyfriend, but I practice abstinence because I'm smarter than getting pregnant when I'm 15.
2. OMG, can u lyk b leev tat Sara iz abstinent?

by akumu October 5, 2005

feature abuse

using a feature of something (device, website, etc.) for a purpose it wasn't meant for, to the point where it irritates other people.

Having conversations in the comments section of someone's facebook photo is classic feature abuse.

by krist0ph3r January 29, 2009

letter abuse

When someone empahsizes a word by adding extra letters to it, but goes a little overboard; commonly found in AIM and Myspace conversations.

cool_guy_101: Omgg Caseyyy I'm sooo excitedd for that partyyy toniteee!!!!!!!!
xxcaseyxx: wow brad, total letter abuse.

by Casey Robberts July 16, 2007

Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7

Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."

by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011

alcohol abuse

When you spill, tip over, shake up, or waste a beer.

Crap, i just dropped my beer, "dude alcohol abuse."

by Max-well December 16, 2009

Abstract art

Abstract Art

adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.

noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.

Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.

1. a) John's art was terribad.

1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.

2. a) I suck at art.

2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.

by 0bs3n3 November 15, 2009