valve brain

That one dude in a Valve game that won't stop talking shit usually has a nasally voice.

Alfredo: Bro, that valve brain wouldn't shut up last game. What was his problem?
Kelly: Idk man, maybe he only plays games that Steam creates.

by krogerkilla January 30, 2026

Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.

Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!

by Clamskipper January 26, 2010

hydroponics valve

A valve on any hydroponics system.

A valve to close the flow of water, not to adjust the level. That is the basics of a hydroponics valve.

by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013

pfoofer valve

the correct spelling of the phrase "foo-foo valve". Reference to the noise when one lets an accidental pass gas "pfoof/pfft", and more obscure but relevant reference to the slang australian (and new zealand) term for a gay man "poof"- as indirectly referring to the anus.

he nearly blew his pfoofer valve

by random cat March 4, 2015

Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.

"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"

by Kozcup May 19, 2016

peep valve

something that helps people breathe

hey Jim how's that peep valve

by Eternity-432 April 9, 2017