Typocity

The amount of typos in a written text.

Derived from the words typo and city.

Kianna: Wow, yor mom's a cow adn hse makes goood caek.

Kelly: Oh my! The typocity of your writing is insane!

by Prince Charming Of Supernova March 4, 2009

Typowhore

One who makes tons of mistakes when typing.

Me:Hey angelica! Where are you gong his ine lovey da?

Angelica: Don't you mean, "Where are you going this fine lovely day?" ....typowhore.

by Sweenajelly November 30, 2011

Typofairy

An evil little lady with wings, and who looks something like that of tinkerbell who is also impregnated by a woman with a monstrosity of a monster cock, and an aged asian wrinkle. She lurks in the shadows of chat rooms, and other like things having any sort of relation to a keyboard of any type, whoring people out for her pleasure.

hte typofairy had a really bad dya.

by TheOneWhoKnockedUpTheTypoFairy July 1, 2011

Typoid Fever

A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.

I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?

by Blackberrywhite July 30, 2011

typOs

A pair of breasts, depicted using keys on a keyboard.
(*)(*) (perky)
(_l_) (large)
(_X_) (extra large)

Guy #1: Jane sent me a text with typOs of her breasts.
Guy #2: What kind are they?
Guy #1: Extra large!
Guy #2: No way!

by féesdanse May 27, 2011

typography

This may be some established study of something,I'mnot sure. But fornow it mans the study of typographical Errors known as typos.

We have yet to find out why these things haunt us so.

Teh typo demon got me agian

by larstait November 3, 2003

Typocrite

1- A typical hypocrite
2- A hypocrite that makes a lot of typos.

1- I was arguing with a jonas brother fan, she was such a typocrite.

2- What a hypocrite, and he can't even spell, he's a typocrite.

by witless witness September 25, 2008