Threesome

A oneway ticket to aids.

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"

by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018

canadian threesome

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition

Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac

by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017

burning threesome

When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.

"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake

by rangas and dogs are the same May 31, 2016

French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

by TheOnionQueen September 8, 2021

diet threesome

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.

When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.

by User G8477 September 10, 2021

Bubble Threesome

When you have a threesome and blow bubbles with each others cum to celebrate

We fucked so good we made it a bubble threesome

by myfatherisaminister September 25, 2021

Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.

“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”

by Spickee August 8, 2021