short busser

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.

Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!

by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009

Short Timer

Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.

SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.

by fat bastard child November 17, 2011

short-heeled

Derogatory word used to describe a woman that 'falls onto her back' easily. A slut.

I don't know if I should date her; I've heard she's short-heeled.

by iun August 23, 2004

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Short Stalk

That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

by Blue Runner May 3, 2009

Short Jetting

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.

"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."

by 725EC January 23, 2010

Short Down Mart

A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.

yooo you see that short down mart?

by itsyaboii April 6, 2010