staffed

Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz.

O dear halz we are staffed!

by please calm October 16, 2006

Spoff

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

by Joseph Indelicato January 18, 2006

Staff

When a person wears either basketball shorts or sweat pants and you can see the bulge of their junk

Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!

Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it

by Dr. Brule June 13, 2010

stoffled

A Korean person who has a blocked nose.

Korean girl: My nose is stoffled

by WingManbearpig April 26, 2010

Stoffe

A verb, when a golfer strikes the ball from tee to green without ever landing on or near the fairway.

Golfer one: Dud you were all over the course.
Golfer two: Yea I really stoffed that hole.

by Golden Gerdy August 12, 2013

soffing

soffing, stands for playing the game 'soldier of fortune'

it can also stand for hitting somebody in the gutand when they are bent over you kick them again but this time in the groin:)

1) me and some buddies went soffing online again, man we beat those foes so hard.

2) yesterday me and a guy got in a fight, he soffed me like three times, then I passed out.

by cameleo October 5, 2006

shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012