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A goofball that will always smile and be happy.
Someone is being a stoff right now
Stoff by Rich Jones December 15, 2020
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jerry: Hey meghan may i stoff you?
Meghan:oh yea of course.
stoff by Billy holsberry March 20, 2008
STOFF.
STOFF by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021

Stoff Logic 

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.
Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!
Stoff Logic by PinkiePieMLP October 7, 2012

Stoff Job 

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.
Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.
Stoff Job by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018

Denis stoff 

Ukrainian Vocalist, also plays guitar
Previous bands include Make Me Famous, Down & Dirty and Asking Alexandria (Also Origami in Highh School)
Denis Stoff is an angel but also an idiot
Denis stoff by QuinnGallifrey January 24, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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