stoff

word commenly used for shit.

"Eat stoff and die."
"Get the stoff out of your ears."
"You stoff bag"
"I have to go drop a stoff"
"If my dad finds out what we did, ill be in deep STOFF!"

by Matt kelly and Aidan Kenny January 10, 2010

stoff

to finger a very very very hot girl.

jerry: Hey meghan may i stoff you?
Meghan:oh yea of course.

by Billy holsberry March 20, 2008

Stoffe

A verb, when a golfer strikes the ball from tee to green without ever landing on or near the fairway.

Golfer one: Dud you were all over the course.
Golfer two: Yea I really stoffed that hole.

by Golden Gerdy August 12, 2013

Stoff

A goofball that will always smile and be happy.

Someone is being a stoff right now

by Rich Jones December 15, 2020

STOFF

stuff

STOFF.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 05, 2021

Denis stoff

Ukrainian Vocalist, also plays guitar
Previous bands include Make Me Famous, Down & Dirty and Asking Alexandria (Also Origami in Highh School)

Denis Stoff is an angel but also an idiot

by QuinnGallifrey January 24, 2017

Stoff Logic

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.

Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!

by PinkiePieMLP October 07, 2012