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shoulder season

In the north, we call the beginning of spring and fall shoulder season. Northerners say it's shoulder season because you are changing what you have on your shoulders throughout the day. Example : "it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."
"it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."
by Jwlat December 11, 2015
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butt on (one's) shoulders

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"
"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…
by TIC Redux May 8, 2005
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the warm shoulder

To take a poop on a person's shoulder when they are feeling depressed or sodden in order to make them feel better.
I gave Jesse the warm shoulder because his girlfriend dumped him.
by Jesse James Fuckface November 9, 2009
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Shoulder thrower

A Shoulder thrower is someone who throws people over their shoulder, which is a complete DICK move. A perfect example of this would be the character Singed in the game League of Legends, because he does that shit all the time.
"Hey Singed, quit throwing people over your shoulder, faggot!"
"No, I'm a Shoulder thrower... hahahahaaaa!"
"FUCK!"
by Axelkastaren September 5, 2013
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Smoldering Temptress

A man or woman who inherently accesses their deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shoots it through their eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. This bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.

- A man or woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive.

- A person who charms every person they meet with their (sometimes unknowingly) seductive ways.
I can't resist her sexy charms; she is a smoldering temptress.

There he is, the smoldering temptress, captivating the attention of all the women in the room.
by ST8816 July 10, 2015
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shoulder fuck

by CunningLinguist8402 June 20, 2016
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Shoulderjob

A grooming technique used by men on emotionally volatile women who are in need of attention, love, care, and someone to listen to their problems and concerns – basically – lending a shoulder to lean on today thus aligning themselves with the possibility of a much more intimate relationship in future.
The girl whom I shoulderjobed years back got in touch with me recently and we had a nice time together. He treated shoulderjob as an investment, as he spent hours listening to her sorrows.
by nonrealist November 4, 2019
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