slampiece

A guy/girl who you use for their sofa and microwave and call your FBO boyfriend/girlfriend even though they ain't never getting none but would potentially be amazing in bed.

Alex H. is my slampiece.

by Alex's Slampiece Fo Sho October 6, 2010

slome

shorts made into a shirt.

She's wearing a slome.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

Slampig

A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.

I'm drunk enough to where that slampig is looking alright tonight.

by SlapnutzMcgee October 18, 2008

Slampig

(n) A female who a male would only have sex with, once, while heavily under the influence of alcohol. She may in fact resemble a pig.

Yo man, I don't give a fuck I was so drunk. That jawn was just a slampig.

by pbrevival January 20, 2009

shomp

Excitedly agreeing to something

This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns

Jon: We drinking tonight?
Jimmy: Shomp!

by Justin Bell December 14, 2008

slmpd

SLMPD, an abbreviation of 'Slumped' meaning to be relaxed while enjoying such activities as smoking or listening to music.

Facebook Conversation:
Friend 1: Yo man, need a motive.
Friend 2: Come to my yard, just here slmpd.
Friend 3: Yeah, say no more.

by RysSlmpd September 22, 2013