slmpd 

SLMPD, an abbreviation of 'Slumped' meaning to be relaxed while enjoying such activities as smoking or listening to music.

Facebook Conversation:
Friend 1: Yo man, need a motive.
Friend 2: Come to my yard, just here slmpd.
Friend 3: Yeah, say no more.

slmpd by RysSlmpd September 22, 2013

Simpdad 

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."

Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."

Simpdad by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019

smpd

smpd means suck my pink dildo. It's used by people who don't have dicks. you can also use it for different color dildos, for example, smrd which means suck my red dildo.

Person 1: You're so annoying

Person 2: Yk you can smpd

smpd by Nels and Makayla February 13, 2022

slapdick 

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

slapdick by Aubtin March 10, 2008

Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

Slopdonkey 

A term used to describe an excessively drunk, sloppy, and stupid individual who is behaving in such a way that they resemble one who is mentally handicapped in both actions and facial expressions. (v.) To behave as a slutty drunk idiot.

Holyfuckinshitballs Dill is such a slopdonkey. I wish he would stop making that face and stumbling around like he's wearing cheap hooker heels.

She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.

Slopdonkey by ElSanDorse October 16, 2011

slapdex 

the action of slapping someone's face with a penis

ORIGIN - combination of slap, blandex, and dick

Every time I hang out with my girlfriend she asks me for a slapdex.

slapdex by Barhamitzvah October 7, 2007