slitter

n. (orig. Scotland) A person who lacks hand to mouth co-ordination and as a result makes a messof their clothing and/or the surrounding environment.

That baby with the spaghetti bowl on his head is such a slitter.

by Aarathon November 23, 2004

Christian Shithead

Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.

Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.

Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.

Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.

Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.

by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010

Slothenius

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.

The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.

by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Smither

To forcefully smash two objects together until they form into one.

"Damn Jordan it sure was impressive how you smithered those berries together."

by Jaw2409 September 3, 2016

shithead

a black icon

im shithead and i walk like this

by dic khole May 3, 2018

shithead

a fucking idiot who doesnt pay his bills

Person 1: Yo he aint paying his bills for some reason
Person 2: ah, he a shithead

by 404 not fucking found February 9, 2021

Dirty Shithead

Shithead(Sh-i-theed)

Where an Indian or Pakistani man shits in a bucket and pisses in it. Then he rubs the mixture over his dick to which a person gives him a blowjob and tries to clean the penis as best they can and ingests the mixture.

Person 1: I am so exited!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My daughter said that she will give me a Dirty Shithead
Person 2: How old is she?
Person 1: 10

by EDL DAVE? February 17, 2021