sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

skippy list

A list of things you're not allowed to do. Popularized by a website made by a military personnel listing all the things he was no longer allowed to do in the military.

The first rule on Fight Club's skippy list is "you're not allowed to talk about Fight Club".

by MatthiasFW January 9, 2008

Slippery Doorman

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum

Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"

by coyney September 26, 2011

sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

by papa squatz February 22, 2014

sloppy dome

to give really nice head

"When you see me, you're gonna give me some sloppy dome right?"

by undermybelly August 6, 2014

slippery snakes

Basically a wolf in sheep's clothing. Nobody ever notices the snake in the water until it's too late unless you are really looking for it or its too late. Slippery snakes are usually the sweetest kindest people who are usually doing too much. They do this to earn ur trust and sink their teeth into your life so that they can slyly manipulate you. It is difficult to identify this person until they ruin your life but nobody will ever believe you until it happens to them.

K is such a slippery snake. She found me somewhere to live and was nothing but nice to me, but then she suddenly went behind my back and put my job in jeopardy for no reason. You have got to be careful with slippery snakes.

by mzparadise October 21, 2014

Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.

Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!

by Actiongirl January 15, 2018