secret admirer

A stalker with stationary.

Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.

by smviceprez February 5, 2006

Chamber of Secrets

When you pop a chubby in class and have to "fight" off your trouser snake in the bathroom.

Mrs. Green, may I be excused. I've got a real Chamber of Secrets to explore.

by MrCreepyhands July 1, 2011

secret

the best way to destroy a freindship

Oh, so dating my ex boyfriend is a secret?

by dodgermesta May 24, 2004

Victorias Secret

The most amazing clothing store for girls on the planet!
They have everything from bras,panties,shirts,shorts,and bags,to lipgloss, fragrance, and shoes!

"OMG girl we gotta go get some new bras at Victorias Secret!"

by **ohmygawd June 17, 2008

secretary of state

The head of the United States Department of State, whom is often seen as the chief foreign advisor and diplomat (besides the President) in the United States. He or she must be appointed by the President of the United States and confirmed by the United States Congress before he or she can take the oath of office. He or she serves at the cabinet level for as long as the appointing President is in power.

The Secretary of State is fourth in line in the Presidential Order of Succession.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

vaginal secretion

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

by dickie boy January 21, 2005

Secret

I know what you did and Im gonna get you.

Yes, I do.

by Urban Dick-tionary November 17, 2003