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Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.
The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.
Schmeatwich by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Schmeckle 

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.
“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “
Schmeckle by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022
Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head
Good night my schmead head. I love you my schmead
Schmead by Schmeadhead March 28, 2022

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

Schmeckle 

A first decentralized logarithmic blockchain-based cryptocurrency.
- Hey man, how many schmeckles for 3 silver spoons?
- 3 Schmeckles, bro
Schmeckle by noturregularrusky August 7, 2022

Schmecktum 

When something gets really cocked up and you just don’t care. Basically giving up on life.
Timmy went full retard and destroyed 7 mailboxes last night. Officer bumseck lost it and just SLd. Complete Schmecktum.
Schmecktum by SLKING August 31, 2022