schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest September 12, 2008

schmeck

To utter words of nonsense usually at the end of a conversation that you highly regret afterwards.

Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".

by goferman December 26, 2022

schmeck

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 5, 2007

schmeck

Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.

"Yah, I know Schmeck, I used to do him up the ass." -Job

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

schmeck

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 5, 2007

Schmecks

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.

Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.

by ikeapsychology February 10, 2012

jared schmeck

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2022