Sarcasmy skankiness

(n) an inflected tone of voice incorporating sarcastic speech with slutty verbage.

Its my JOB. I mean, where would the world be without my sarcasmy skankiness?

by teh owl August 10, 2009

Sarcasmea

A medical condition defined as an involuntary and uncontrolable need to be sarcastic.

I don't mean to be rude, but my sarcasmea is flaring up today.

by Dragonking109 December 21, 2010

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

sarcasm bait

a sarcastic statement used as a test of sarcasm and/or affiliation. Used slyly, the person making the statement uses it to gain knowledge of a person's political, religious, sexual, or hobbyist interests by appearing to be on the side of the person they're talking to.

Alan: "Our Exxon Valdez rig doesn't need no stinking EPA regulations."

(ObLIvious) MIke: Yeah, money-grubbing EPA.
(Keen) Jerry: True, but that was sarcasm bait.

Alan: You're an asshole, Jerry, for saying that there should be no environmental regulation.

by Vuilmon November 30, 2011

Sarcasmdar

An internal radar, thought to be instinctual, that determines the levels of sarcasm directly related to interactions with other people.

Derp: Wow those brussel sprouts smell amazing!
Derpette: What!?! Really!?! They smell gross.
Derp: Duh, I was just being sarcastic.
Serpette: Oh, sorry. My Sarcasmdar must be off today.

by CrazyCarter December 19, 2012

Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.

Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"

by SteveGuy68927 August 2, 2013

Sarcasm Fag

Admit it, we all hate it when everybody posts, tweets, and talk about the same exact thing. But there comes a time when that hate solely transitions towards the person who uses sarcasm when describing the plethora of posts, tweets, etc. aka the Sarcasm Fag. This person takes advantage of any opportunity he is given to give back a sarcastic remark that has no relevance with the general conversation in attempt to make themselves appear as articulated and funny. It doesn't make you articulated and funny. Don't be that guy.

Person 1: "This new apple update is crazy"

Person 2: "What is up with my iPhone right now lol?!"

Person 3: "I hate this update, it's terrible"

Person 4: "Wow guys! I didn't realize there was an iphone update!"

Person 4 is a sarcasm fag.

by urbanDicktator November 19, 2013