surprise-a-donk

when a woman looks like she has a flat ass, but upon removal of her clothes you notice that she has a surprisingly shapely ass, she has a surprise-a-donk.

in the movie Black Swan during the masturbation scene, Natalie Portman has a surprise-a-donk.

by want to do January 11, 2011

Surprise Sex

Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.

You can't rape the willing, so now it's just surprise sex!

by Death's Stalker October 13, 2007

Surprise Sex

A Descreit way to explain rape

"She was subjected to Surprise Sex"

by Pedalzlala October 15, 2007

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose

"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"

by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006

surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.

This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments

by Gay surprise May 7, 2011

Surprise Gherkin

To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.

God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.

by Miek* September 10, 2008

surprise sex

A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.

Rape is a crime.

The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.

Some examples below:

I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.

I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.

She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.

by freakshow July 14, 2005