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Steam Machine

The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.
person 1: did you hear about benjamin?

person 2: no, what happened?

person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.

person 2: ruptured?

person 1: yeah, ruptured.
by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020
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Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.
Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
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steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.
I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.
by jynxuome April 14, 2021
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Steam Marketplace

My ultra rare trading card was bought on the steam marketplace. I have enough to buy 28% of a gumball! :D
by Pasta Warfare October 26, 2022
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A phenomenon in which users; typically on Steam, will resort to copy+pasting copypastas onto the comment section of any submission on the Steam Workshop. Typically, these comments are either "warnings" or ASCII posts that, while different in each copypasta, often contain the phrase "TAKE OVER THE STEAM WORKSHOP". These people can be found on any games that allow for workshop submissions, but are more common around games such as Garry's Mod, People Playground, and potentially more.

Example:

Person: WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mods comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen
That guy's gotta serious case of Steam Workshop Copypasta Syndrome; how can he sleep at night?
by Dead Knocker June 30, 2023
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steam boat willie

a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"
hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!
by syko_ January 30, 2009
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steam roll

VERB: the act of taking a very heavy dumb-bell in the gym and rolling it into a over crowded area
dude! that guy just totally steam rolled that group of assholes with a 100lb dumbbell over by the bench press! I think one is seriously injured!! OH YEA! BROKEN ANKLE! YAAA!!
by joeis#1 October 16, 2010
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