Covid Speak-Easy 

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

Covid Speak-Easy by LordViper June 17, 2020

i don't speak japanese 

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

i don't speak japanese by alvin santos June 1, 2007

kettle speak 

how the people of kettle run talk

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.

kettle speak by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011

Wack speak

A method of speaking which involves the letters of a curseword being reversed. This is generally used by the most immature or laziest of online gamers.

Goatfucker > Rekcuftaog (A seamingly suiting name for an Ogre!)

Wack speak by Financial Panther November 3, 2004

blonde speak 

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

blonde speak by native speaker February 4, 2012

Cat Speak 

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

Cat Speak by Katiew567 August 20, 2013

ass-speak 

The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.

This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.

ass-speak by The Means of Production September 26, 2015