attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011

Stage Shite

Anxiety over defecating in a public restroom.

I can't go in public! I get stage shite!

by ten523 February 19, 2011

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

Stage Shite

When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.

After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets

by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

Holy Shité

Like saying holy shit but more sw@g

Friend: holy shit!

You: *puts on sunglasses* holy shité!

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Donkey Shite

me

donkey shite idk what to say its just me

by donkey shite February 27, 2022