by Konrad43 June 3, 2009
Get the Redneck Screwdriver mug.A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.
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Get the Screwdriver mug.A terribly violent game, the rules being as follows.
An odd number of players, usually about 11 people and over, get into pairs, with one on their own. You then sit in a circle, with one person in each pair being behind the other one. The person on their own then will call out a condition, like "All those who are wearing red", or "All those who have a pet cat". The people on the inside then have to try to get to the lone person. Their partner has to try to stop them in basically any way possible. If you get to the person, you have to kiss them on the head to prove it. After every round, you (in some variants of the game), swop with your partner in order to have a turn at the other role.
There are few rules- no biting, no kicking in the nuts, no strangling... basically nothing that will cause REAL pain. Other than that, anything is allowed!
An odd number of players, usually about 11 people and over, get into pairs, with one on their own. You then sit in a circle, with one person in each pair being behind the other one. The person on their own then will call out a condition, like "All those who are wearing red", or "All those who have a pet cat". The people on the inside then have to try to get to the lone person. Their partner has to try to stop them in basically any way possible. If you get to the person, you have to kiss them on the head to prove it. After every round, you (in some variants of the game), swop with your partner in order to have a turn at the other role.
There are few rules- no biting, no kicking in the nuts, no strangling... basically nothing that will cause REAL pain. Other than that, anything is allowed!
by Susannah Billig April 28, 2008
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A situation of screweduppiness could be: You and your lady are getting it on in your room, when your mom walks in, and instead of getting mad, tries to join in.
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Get the screwdaloo mug.When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.
Example 1
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.
Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.
Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!
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