When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.
Example 1
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.
Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.
Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!
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Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
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Quit screeding and get on with your life.
From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:
"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:
"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
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1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
Dude, wtf, my status just changed to 'I am gay'
ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
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2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!
2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!
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