Screwdini
When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.
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screwvenir
anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
screwvenir by Laura September 14, 2003
Word of the Day on December 4, 2008
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Screeding
Quit screeding and get on with your life.
From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:
"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:
"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
screwpidity
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007
Profile Screwing
Similar to frape, a profile screw is when you either:
1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
Dude, wtf, my status just changed to 'I am gay'
ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
Profile Screwing by Benenenenen September 6, 2010
Screwing
1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.
2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!
2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!
Screwing by LetsTacoBoutSexBaby June 2, 2018
Gluteal Spreadinitis
The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
Gluteal Spreadinitis by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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