rosin rod

When someone smokes so much Rosin their dick stays soft.

My girl is pissed!, It got nuts last night and I ended up with a mean case of Rosin Rod.

by Surf the Chaos June 14, 2016

T-Rod

An exceptionally large phallus. So large that it has been often said it can be seen from space by NASA

While changing everyone noticed Tyson's large dick. Mike said "wow Tyson you are packing a T-Rod"

by ratnasty October 21, 2012

bent rod

slang for the Atlanta Braves, FSU Seminoles, or any of their fans due to the motion their arm makes when they perform the tomahawk chop.

Braves: The Bent Rods shutout the Phillies today, 9-0 on the strength of Smoltz' pitching.

Seminoles: FSU Bent Rod Jack Rye clashed with the right field fence in nearly making an incredible play on a home run ball.

fans: The bent rods are at it again with the warchant playing and the arms flying.

by Victor Cromwell April 23, 2008

God Rod

By definition, a penis so large that when seen it leads one to believe the person it is attached to must be a deity.

Techsmith just HAD to show everyone he had a God Rod.

by Labat April 24, 2023

Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole

Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.

by Dspice October 20, 2016

Rug rod

Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.

Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!

by sciflyer.25 February 21, 2013

Zombie rod

When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.

After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023