Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

Premature Attaculation

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

by RyoQQ September 7, 2010

Premarital breathing

This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.

im sweating let me have some premarital breathing

by that is wat she said:) February 10, 2021

premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm

she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her

by dre dre August 20, 2004

preman

The main prey of boy lovers.

"-I thought Keysh came to lollapolooza.
-He did but he's trolling kidpolooza looking for a preman.
-Oh no... he's a boy lover?
-Yep."

by keeeysh August 8, 2010

poomac

A filler word when desribing something. can be used as a noun or adj.

The poomac oysters are in abundance this year.

by Stephanie Kundrotas March 26, 2005

pooma

This is an acronym for "Pulled out of my ass," meaning that an idea or ideas were hastily created to fit a situation.

I was worried about my test results because most of my answers were pooma.

by Em December 28, 2003