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Stinky Painter

During anal sex, the man pulls his penis out and smears it across their partner's skin somewhere.
Oh man! It was gross. Sean told me he gave his girlfriend a Stinky Painter last night.
by Dennis C. October 13, 2009
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painter

A skilled craftsman who applies paint and other liquid coatings to prepared surfaces.
Wears white painter's pants and a white shirt to work.
Usually travels in a white cargo van with ladders mounted on a rack on top of the van.
There are 3 levels of painter:
House painter, Commercial painter, Industrial painter.
House painter is the most common, usually an independant contractor working with a small crew.
Commercial painters generally work for a large construction company where paint is applied by sprayers with a large crew.
Industrial painters work with specialized coatings on large metal
tanks, ships & bridges.
In many parts of the country commercial and industrial painters are members of a trade union. House painters generally are not.
I hate this color in the dining room, lets call a house painter.
by jsd9632 February 28, 2012
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Pointer

A person from Verplanck, New York that can be identified by their lack of teeth and extremely large foreheads.
Those pointers, their fire boat's engine got lost in the quarry!
by buchananrocks December 5, 2012
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Pinterest

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.
by Anonymouse🐀 November 23, 2018
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Pintervention

When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.
This is the 25th day in a row, it's time for a pintervention.
by AUB_JT October 9, 2011
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three pointer

n. a piss and a shit. Number 1 plus number 2 equals 3.
Dude, man, I gotta take a three pointer.
by tneveca August 27, 2009
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Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.
Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.
by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022
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