Pontoon

A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.

Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"

by Charles Of Nazereth December 30, 2004

pontiac grand prix

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.

Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"

by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008

Pontiac

A once great car that is loosing its quality and appeal due to lack of engineering and marketing.

Pontiacs were great cars when they made the Catalina, Star Chief, Firebird and Bonneville

by "Great One" owner August 26, 2003

pontoonite

Idiots who support lower league football trash from Grimsby in England.

Another easy win today. We're playing Grimsby Town. They like to think of themseles as Pontoonites but I know they're just crap.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010

pontiacing

scottish carbarian who achieves full sexual gratification from driving pontiac firebirds..must enter thru window..

hey, retard, what you doin today?

huhg.. oh, ill be pontiacing all day today and saterdee.

by BIGDIX77 February 26, 2011

ponton

Ponton, originated from the English language words for 'Pontoon' and 'Town'. Once the oarsmen of small river craft on tributaries and minor rivers. Associated with the peasantry of Norfolk. The name ponton became a surname due to confusion during the English census of 1750. Owing to poor literacy among ponton oarsmen, the 'employment' and 'surname' categories were often confused. Thus ponton oarsmen became Mr ponton. Known as one of the most unusual surnames on the English language, as it has been created by accident.

Get that ponton oarsmen over here.

by mtop November 22, 2011