Porchy

A term used to express that you are tired/exhausted or a demonstration of the lack of enthusiasm. It has been appropriated from the phrase "turned the porch light off".

Man 1: I cannot be bothered
Man 2: Yeah, porchy.

by rendaddy<3 August 16, 2022

Peachy Sue

A female character in a story (usually fiction) who checks off all of the boxes of being a 'Mary Sue,' but people hypocritically refuse to acknowledge their status as one. This is due to either the story being a parody, or the character being 'likable.'

Princess Peach from the Super Mario Bros. Movie was a Mary Sue, but people claim she wasn't because they liked her a lot... let's just call her a Peachy Sue instead then.

by Muttemor April 8, 2023

Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 16, 2008

star poach

when there's a bowl of starburst and someone decides to take all of a single color/flavor.

Erich: Man, did you see jeff?
Jim: What?
Erich: he just star poached all of the pink one's out of the bowl! whadda douchebag...

by ballzthefuckinholiday August 12, 2009

Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

hoe-poaching

verb, to try to steal another man's hoe while going out of his way to diss the guy she's already with.

"Man did you see that guy try to steal Tom's girl?"
"Yeah, man he was straight up, hoe-poaching."

by Cash4Gold August 5, 2012

playground poacher

Someone who is into underage persons

She went out with a younger individual therefore she is a playground poacher

by swag4tron November 9, 2014