own her

to be the ruler in your relationship with your girl, she is your servant and you are her boss.

- I own her cause yesterday I told her "Bitch bring me a ice cold bud light or i will smack ur ass"

- I own her cause I said we try anal sex today and what i said will be done

by tom_pAT December 15, 2011

bitch owned

Someone that is a bitch and you just owned them. Whether that be in a sport or in anything else.

"You just got bitch owned!"

by B.Parks Production September 05, 2007

self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!

jimmy self own 'd himself

by dude007 May 30, 2008

own you

To win repeatedly against an opponent. See bitch

That makes four in a row - I own you

by mark marshall November 14, 2004

God Owned

To be owned in some way by God

Dude, that guy just got God Owned!

by SCRUM April 01, 2005

own sauce

A fictitious condiment that is poured onto the enemy when pure ownage is being dished out.

Can be substituted for other variations, such as "own milk", which all have the same meaning.

Guy 1: I'm owning at this game!

Guy 2: You just poured own sauce on his body!

by boogerh7 November 22, 2010

sharpie owned

1 when someone falls asleep at a party, everyone pulls out their sharpies and writes all over them.

2 one of the most annoying things that can happen(can take hours to clean off all that ink)

That guy from Garden State was completely sharpie owned.

by Klytze March 30, 2008