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nelson

to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.
bro you're such a nelson at dead island.
by jakXIII January 10, 2012
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Nelson

Small city in the upper south island of New Zealand. Known for an intolerance causing chemical in the water. Symptoms include racisim, bigotry, middle-class social climbing, and the complete inability to undertand anything that defies instant explanation.

Also know for the "sun tax" where employers believe they live in such a desirable location that they can get away with paying the lowest wages in the country.
Hi I'm from Nelson, New Zealand. I vote right wing and love to give people unwanted advice and unwelcome comments!
by Ex-Nelsonian August 23, 2012
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nelson mandella

South African civil rights leader often mistaken for nelsobradley
Hey, I think nelson mandella sent me an IM the other day. Umm... wait. Maybe not. o.Oa
by nelso May 9, 2005
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Nelson

A small town in BC where everyone thinks they are uniquer than everyone else, And ppl say things like my dreads are nicer than your dreads. A place where every cafe has a waitress wearing a tank top with unshaven pits serving local grub and Oso coffee.
Her tribal armband is way different than everyone else s.. shes so RAD!
Shes so Nelson
by raino77 January 8, 2010
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Jesy Nelson

Jesy is a part of the best girl group in the world Little Mix

She is the mother of three children

Perrie:the youngest and the trouble maker
Jade:the middle plays around with the youngest
Leigh-anne:The oldest who understands why the mom is annoyed but likes to have fun with her siblings

Then there are the fun times when Jesy gets really drunk and the kids have to be the parents

Jesy is a beautiful women with a beautiful voice
Dumbass:who sung the song "Black magic"?

Mixer:You are a fucking idiot

Dumbass:what do you mean?

Mixer:LITTLE MIX SUNG IT!

Dumbass:who?

Mixer:Perrie Edwards,Jesy Nelson,Jade Thirlwall,and Leigh-Anne Pinnock

Dumbass:are they like big celebrities?

Mixer:you need help
by SassyMixer September 4, 2019
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Nelson

To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.
I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.

I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.
by Masner August 9, 2008
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nelson gomez

by joe October 24, 2003
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