blissful mysterious nastiness

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007

Mystery bags

Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)

I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.

by Richard Kopf December 22, 2007

MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.

So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...

by booty-call expert May 31, 2006

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

Mysteria

Noun.

A combination between mystery and hysteria, such as when people are hysterically interested in a mystery.

Adjectival form is mysterias

1. I was full of mysteria when my boyfriend wouldn't tell me what he had written in his notebook.

by malathia February 2, 2006

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

mystery meat

mystery meat is the anonymous cock that presents itself to have a cumgasm sucked out of it at a gloryhole.

I love all the mystery meat I get to suck at a gloryhole!

by eda-skip April 23, 2023