mones

Short for Hormones. This is used by transient transexuals who purchase hormones on the black market in the Tenderloin district of San Francisco.

Looking for some mones?

by Castro-duo March 26, 2009

molestache

Also known as Molester Moustache or my first mustache.

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

Molestation

An infestation of the hole digging vermin, with the weird noses.

Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...

by Satchelface May 6, 2013

molestache

A horrible grow of hair on the upper lip halfway between peach fuzz and a mustache. This frighting facial hair is often grow on the lip of a teenage boy either trying to look manly or simply refusing to shave. Can also appear on the face of an old woman.

Oh look at Jim he really needs to shave he is getting a molestache.

by psizzle93 January 31, 2009

molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

Mones

A feeling a guy or a girl gets for the opposite sex when there is an attraction established. Sexually or mentally.

Dude i just met this girl, and i got the mones as soon as i laid eyes on her.

by Mr. Will-i-am March 7, 2010

modesty

protecting others eyes from seeing the shape and contours of your nipples

In a bra catalog ad: "Sleek foam padding contours your curves...also protects your modesty."

by Kalina May 4, 2008